basednigel:
i dont see the humor in a farmers only dating website. farming is a really important occupation in my opinion and requires a lot of time and a specific lifestyle
People on the internet draw really weird shit
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fuckyeahexistentialism:
And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. “What is the purpose of all this?” he asked politely. “Everything must have a purpose?” asked God. “Certainly,” said man. “Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,” said God. And He went away. Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.\
And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. “What is the purpose of all this?” he asked politely.
“Everything must have a purpose?” asked God.
“Certainly,” said man.
“Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,” said God.
And He went away.
Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.\
I really hope I get invited to some grad parties so everyone can comment on how much weight I’ve lost and think I’m like one of those really cool college kids that Makes A Difference or some shit
connected in school (connected in jail remix)
Now that I know there’s a social networking website for people who pretty much only read I’m like why be anywhere else
And then I remember because homework
Add me on goodreads so I can have more friends than these random people who have requested me for some reason or another
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